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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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theplantqueer

hey i know we’re all made to feel guilty for it, but u don’t need to wait for your energy reserves to get to 0% before you allow yourself to take a break and recharge.

i don’t force my phone to hit zero before i plug it in, or else it takes ages for it to even turn back on, and ages longer to get it to a level where I’m comfy taking it out of the house. similarly, pushing yourself to use up the last dregs of energy is gonna slow you down for way longer than you need.

take a break when you can (regardless of whether you ‘deserve’ it!) and do what you need to recharge.

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imagenashyun
lesbianmeouch: “ lesbianmeouch: “ athenanuu: “ thecuriousowl: “oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark ” @lesbianmeouch ” the version of this going around is the version with my dumbass tags and now all these people are following me bc they think im a...
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oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

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@lesbianmeouch

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the version of this going around is the version with my dumbass tags and now all these people are following me bc they think im a monsterfucker

@havvehoagie @athenanuu

lesbianmeouch

the post that gave me the reputation a monsterfucker is now at 69420 notes and im so happy to be the person to make it that

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sneakyhoff
toesucker

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

Original post by @fuckersupreme

fuckersupreme

This is the fucking best thing in the entire world. I love this so much!

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bakabon-no-papa

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

bakabon-no-papa

some highlights

  • Ron is a Slytherin
  • Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  • Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  • Angels have replaced owls
  • Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  • Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  • It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  • Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

bakabon-no-papa

more

  • Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  • Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  • Voldemort has hair
  • Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  • Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  • Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  • Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  • THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  • Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  • ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  • Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

sleepy-loopin

This is some anti My Immortal shit

sorry

how does one sob femininely? 

oddpyromaniac

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

incubchii

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

oddpyromaniac

I love you thank you

5000angryspiders

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

dawnofthebadpuns

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

chally-wally

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

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